Shattered Iphone

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I've dropped my phone about a million times.  No joke.  I drop it several times a day.  I've dropped it from above my head, thrown it on the floor, stepped on it.  My phone literally falls off my lap and onto the floor every time I get out of the car.  You think that I would figure out how to keep my phone off of the floor, but I'm not known for my gracefulness.  I have many a scar to prove it.  and broken toes. and sprained ankles.  When I fall down, husband doesn't ask if I'm OK, he tells me to be more careful.  I'm stupid clumsy.

So anyway, today I was lying by the pool (I'm a teacher with nothing to do during the summer.......) listening to my ipod.  I rolled over and my phone gently fell off of the chaise-lounge to the floor.  I had it all the way flat, so it fell literally like 3 feet.  I picked it up and it cut me on the finger.  I was confused as to why my phone fell over and saw this:

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO

 It is totally and completely shattered!!!  It's been dropped so many times and then it gently rolls 3 feet and is wrecked. ACK!

Rhinestone glue is my duct-tape.

I took some rhinestone glue (honestly, is there anything that it can't fix???) and painted it on the back to smooth it out.  Now it's not spiky, but still shattered. The glass will stay all in one-ish piece though now. I'm going to buy a new case and just pretend like I didn't ruin my phone.  That'll work, right?  I've only had it like 8 months.  sad face.

Apparently this is why I can't have nice things..........