What has two thumbs and volunteers for everything?

THIS GIRL.  

(I realize this works better if you see me.  And actually, I guess it really doesn't work well anytime because it's lame.)  Who has two thumbs and is lame?  This girl.  har har.

Anyway, I think I am on a roll to start NEVER seeing my house and ALWAYS seeing my classroom.  I am now the English tutor for my department.  So, in addition to cheer practice, 5 English classes, bball games, Saturday bootcamp, grading, planning, copying, etc, I will now be spending 5 hours a week tutoring wayward kids.......

Someday husband.  Someday I will see you again. And not just in passing.  We will have a conversation.  Like a real one that I am not falling asleep during.  It will be awesome.